GLOBAL WARMING ALERT – AT 11:05 P.M. ET:  Darlings, you just know that global warming is involved here, even though we can't get these conservative no-nothings to understand what we understand.  What are we going to do with them?  I weep:

CHICAGO (CBS) – Not only has Chicago dealt with chilly rain, hail and even snow this week, but temperatures Tuesday were at their lowest for this late spring date since the 1940s.

You see, the fools don't understand that this is global warming.  And if it's hot, it's also global warming.  And if nothing unusual occurs, that too is global warming. 

CBS 2 Meteorologist Megan Glaros says the high Wednesday is expected only to reach 46 degrees with a peek or two of sunshine, but the chilly conditions will make it feel like winter never ended. As of 6:45 a.m., the temperature in Chicago was just 34 degrees. 

And...

In the early evening hours, just walking a few blocks along the streets of Chicago felt like going out to sea in an open boat during a rainstorm in northern Canada. Anyone walking against the wind was blasted continuously in the face with cold droplets of rain, and given the strength of the winds, an umbrella was as good as useless.

You look at those capitalist smokestacks belching smoke into the atmosphere, and sending it to our Third World brothers and sisters.  They're the cause of this.

Is Barack the only one who knows?

April 20, 2011